Holy shitsnacks! It's Pam Poovey naked, eating fried chicken!
I just recently discovered Archer, the world's most awesome animated secret agent, by way of Netflix binges. While I'd have to say Lana Kane is the #1 hottest chick on the show, the BBW human resources director Pam is pretty damn sexy too. Especially when she's chowing down on hot dogs or bearclaws. Rarr-arr-rahhrr! BEARCLAWS!
So you gotta take a look right now at Pam's hacked private photos on Uproxx, which outdo anything from The Fappening in my book. We get to see all 250 pounds of Pam's bare-ass beauty while see gets freaky with a bucket of extra crispy. Daaaammmmn, girl.
Of course, these scandalous candids are supposed to be "Eww gross," such a gluttonous display is exactly my brand of erotica. You could just as easily imagine Misty McIntyre in these poses. I should do some fan art where Pam meets my OC's, though Miranda would be the best match for Pam, since they are both unnaturally tough and strong fat women that you do not mess with. If they arm-wrestled over a chocolate cake, who would win?
How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm, after they've seen Pammy?
P.S. On an unrelated coming attractions note, by request, this weekend I'm planning to have Misty do a weigh-in for the first time since 2010. What will be the tale of the scale? Stay tuned!